Eurythmas Post Soon to Appear

In the meantime, learn how to annoy people. Alex does several of these things, and I can add some.

When people ask for your opinions on anything, give the exact same response. It was all right.

Dress all the time like you are going to have a very messy car accident.

Get drunk and argue with your possessions. Lose the arguments, and then banish your possessions to the outside of your house. "Fan, you may be able to argue better than me, but I can put you outside! See! What do you have to say about that!"

Cultivate a stunning array of completely witless ideas and then argue with people about them.

Set times for minor events and then when someone is two minutes off of that time, call and pester them.