Goals My Department Chair Would Not Let Me Put on My Continuous Improvement Plan

1) Achieve a State of Transcendant Grace

2) Stab a Student in the Eyelid With a Freshly Sharpened Pencil and Get Away With It

3) Reduce Failures by Having Failing Students Fight to the Death

4) Conquer and Enslave the Weaker Departments

5) Stop the Imminent Canadian Invasion of America by Demoralising My Canadian Students

6) Generate Revenue for the Department by Making my Classes into a French-Translation Sweatshop

7) Build and Test a Historically Accurate, Working Guillotine and "Simulate" the Reign of Terror

8) Develop an Award-Winning Blog

9) Teach Myself and the French Club to Appreciate French Wine

10) Get More in Touch with My Feminine Side

11) Become the Quickest Teacher in Steamboat County

12) Have the French Club Sponsor Me at Bowling Green

13) Choose the Assistant Principal to be Sent into Space

14) Conduct Extensive Research on Ebay Economics

15) Achieve a 95th %ile score on the LSAT and Get the Hell Out