This Week has been brought to you by the letter W
The window world people finally came, and have put in the windows, mostly- FYI, they weren't what was promised; I was promised double hung and these seem to be single hung, a little like some of the dates I went on during the summer - ha-
But they do make the house much warmer. It is actually WARM inside the house, which it has never been previously in winter, save those spells in December when it gets up to 70. I couldn't believe it. They took down the blinds to put up the windows, and took down the two-by-fours I had put across the windows when Crystal the Crack Whore was still walking up and down the street and so Trey was concerned that everyone outside could see what was happening inside, and I am not into voyeurism. So Trey wanted new blinds or Curtains, and I got all excited at the possibility of making curtains.
I was thinking that I got disproportionately excited about the possibility of making curtains, because it probably seems like a pathetic thing to get that excited about- I mean, I got REALLY excited. I was so thrilled I had to invite other people to watch me make the curtains; I invited Dispense Me, but she was busy, and I invited Sandy, but she went to the gym, and so I invited Ian and then Trey came too. But I LOVE doing Martha-Stewart kind of things, and creative things, and I had never previously made curtains so I just about wet myself.
I made the curtains out of blue shiny cloth, and I bought some white braided trim to go on them, because the bedroom is blue, and I made them with a glue gun.
Also there was a lady having a fit on the phone in Wal-Mart (we went there to buy Weights to put in the Curtains, and a glue gun and some groceries, they don't sell Whisky at Wal Mart though) It was very comical because she was shrieking into the phone in the aisle next to the curtain-rod aisle, she was very loud and dramatic and angry about someone else on the phone, probably baby mama drama, and I mimed her in the curtain rod aisle. Several other shoppers were deeply amused.
Many things I love start with W: Wal-Mart, Whisky, Windows, W (George) and most of all, Woggy.
O I forgot, I saw a meteor yesterday for the first time ever, and looked all evening for some more- it was quite large and exciting, but I didn't see any more.
But they do make the house much warmer. It is actually WARM inside the house, which it has never been previously in winter, save those spells in December when it gets up to 70. I couldn't believe it. They took down the blinds to put up the windows, and took down the two-by-fours I had put across the windows when Crystal the Crack Whore was still walking up and down the street and so Trey was concerned that everyone outside could see what was happening inside, and I am not into voyeurism. So Trey wanted new blinds or Curtains, and I got all excited at the possibility of making curtains.
I was thinking that I got disproportionately excited about the possibility of making curtains, because it probably seems like a pathetic thing to get that excited about- I mean, I got REALLY excited. I was so thrilled I had to invite other people to watch me make the curtains; I invited Dispense Me, but she was busy, and I invited Sandy, but she went to the gym, and so I invited Ian and then Trey came too. But I LOVE doing Martha-Stewart kind of things, and creative things, and I had never previously made curtains so I just about wet myself.
I made the curtains out of blue shiny cloth, and I bought some white braided trim to go on them, because the bedroom is blue, and I made them with a glue gun.
Also there was a lady having a fit on the phone in Wal-Mart (we went there to buy Weights to put in the Curtains, and a glue gun and some groceries, they don't sell Whisky at Wal Mart though) It was very comical because she was shrieking into the phone in the aisle next to the curtain-rod aisle, she was very loud and dramatic and angry about someone else on the phone, probably baby mama drama, and I mimed her in the curtain rod aisle. Several other shoppers were deeply amused.
Many things I love start with W: Wal-Mart, Whisky, Windows, W (George) and most of all, Woggy.
O I forgot, I saw a meteor yesterday for the first time ever, and looked all evening for some more- it was quite large and exciting, but I didn't see any more.
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