New Funny!

As thought of by me:

Rejected Jeopardy! Categories:

Things that Smell Like Ass

Pamela Anderson's Diseases

Name the Body Fluid Which Caused This Stain

Presidential Willie nicknames

Sexual Positions Invented by Jenna Jamieson

Things that Richard Gere Has Put Up His Ass

Things that Look Like Sex Toys But Aren't

More joke:

People should compromise in a relationship. This means that two people who want different things should meet each other halfway. One person gets some of what he wants, one person gets some of what she wants. To help you in this, I have devised a handy chart. We show what Men like, what Women Like, and what the compromise should be.

Example: Men like Dogs, Women like Babies, so the compromise is, A baby dog! A puppy!

Men Like: + Women Like: = Compromise
Dogs Babies a puppy

Football + Shopping = Sack the Salesclerk

microwaveable dinner + foo-foo food = TV dinners with Arugula and pesto

Getting head + Getting flowers = Ejaculating carnations

Tits + Dick = Shemales

Wrestling + Oprah = Oprah wrestles her guests

Buying tools + Buying shoes = Buy a wrench, get a pair of pumps

Beer + Cosmotinis = Cosmotinis in a can, by Budweiser

Steak + Cake = Red velvet T-Bones

immaculate lawns + Candles = immaculate wax lawns

Action movies + Romantic Comedies = Vin Diesel and Julia Roberts as Heathcliff and Cathy beating
the crap out of Edgar Linton
in "Wuthering Kung Fu Heights"