You Should Write Something Nice About Me
"Robin" demanded. We're probably going to get in some semantic argument about "demanded" v. requested, but tough. This is my blog so I get to write what I feel like.
Cruella, why do you call him "Robin" anyway?
Well, it was a reference to "The Bird's Nest" but then another law student, who for professional reasons shall go unnamed- came up with the excellent line, it's because Cruella wears the Batman suit, so- how can I not go with that?
And I do think and say positive things about the people around me, I just tend to tell them to their faces. Then I get to write about the other things that I'm thinking here. So it's not like this is what I'm REALLY thinking, this is just, the other parts of what I'm thinking.
Anyway, I went to visit him for Christmas and bought him a Christmas tree and decorated it (pictures to follow) so what do you think that says? Actions speak louder than words and such. If I didn't really like him, I wouldn't be still going up to Nashville.
And I do, he doesn't drink and is conservative and religious and honest and trustworthy and hot and hard working and family oriented, and we have intelligent and interesting conversations. But, he lives there, I live here, and Hell if I'm taking more than one Bar, especially to go work in Tennessee. People come to Atlanta to work from Tennessee, not the other way round. At least for the time being.
That being said, I really do like Nashville, it's quiet and clean and well kept and seems like a good place to raise a family, I just have to think about my career.
"That isn't very fair to me," "Robin" objects. "You don't have to make any effort."
This is true, partially, but I can't sell my house and I'm not taking another bar for the very unlikely prospect of getting a job in another state, where they already have Vanderbilt.
Anyway, the thing that I am most proud of is the most recent Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress on Alex.
Cruella, aren't you all busy with law school and such?
Yes. In fact, I was busy with Wills Trusts and Estates, when I thought of this. The more I think then the more evil and scheming I get.
So what I did, and the best part of this was I did not even have to leave the house. You know about sexts? Well, you should. And you know the story about Richard Gere and the gerbils?
I wanted Alex to think I had "sexted" him by mistake, and so I texted him,
"You should come over. I bought gerbils."
"Why did you buy gerbils?" he texted back.
"O sorry, I meant that for someone else," I texted in return. Hee.
Alex called me, EXTREMELY worked up. He was so excited he used punctuation. You would have thought I was threatening to come cram gerbils up HIS bunghole.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE GERBILS?" He demanded. "Who did you buy them for?" "WHY?"
Then I explained that this was a joke.
Alex was not convinced. He really thinks/thought I was going to do something with the gerbils.
"PROMISE ME YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY BUY GERBILS AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO THEM."
I did not know he cared so much about gerbils. Did you?
Cruella, why do you call him "Robin" anyway?
Well, it was a reference to "The Bird's Nest" but then another law student, who for professional reasons shall go unnamed- came up with the excellent line, it's because Cruella wears the Batman suit, so- how can I not go with that?
And I do think and say positive things about the people around me, I just tend to tell them to their faces. Then I get to write about the other things that I'm thinking here. So it's not like this is what I'm REALLY thinking, this is just, the other parts of what I'm thinking.
Anyway, I went to visit him for Christmas and bought him a Christmas tree and decorated it (pictures to follow) so what do you think that says? Actions speak louder than words and such. If I didn't really like him, I wouldn't be still going up to Nashville.
And I do, he doesn't drink and is conservative and religious and honest and trustworthy and hot and hard working and family oriented, and we have intelligent and interesting conversations. But, he lives there, I live here, and Hell if I'm taking more than one Bar, especially to go work in Tennessee. People come to Atlanta to work from Tennessee, not the other way round. At least for the time being.
That being said, I really do like Nashville, it's quiet and clean and well kept and seems like a good place to raise a family, I just have to think about my career.
"That isn't very fair to me," "Robin" objects. "You don't have to make any effort."
This is true, partially, but I can't sell my house and I'm not taking another bar for the very unlikely prospect of getting a job in another state, where they already have Vanderbilt.
Anyway, the thing that I am most proud of is the most recent Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress on Alex.
Cruella, aren't you all busy with law school and such?
Yes. In fact, I was busy with Wills Trusts and Estates, when I thought of this. The more I think then the more evil and scheming I get.
So what I did, and the best part of this was I did not even have to leave the house. You know about sexts? Well, you should. And you know the story about Richard Gere and the gerbils?
I wanted Alex to think I had "sexted" him by mistake, and so I texted him,
"You should come over. I bought gerbils."
"Why did you buy gerbils?" he texted back.
"O sorry, I meant that for someone else," I texted in return. Hee.
Alex called me, EXTREMELY worked up. He was so excited he used punctuation. You would have thought I was threatening to come cram gerbils up HIS bunghole.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE GERBILS?" He demanded. "Who did you buy them for?" "WHY?"
Then I explained that this was a joke.
Alex was not convinced. He really thinks/thought I was going to do something with the gerbils.
"PROMISE ME YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY BUY GERBILS AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO THEM."
I did not know he cared so much about gerbils. Did you?
posted by SavageATL at 1:07 AM
1 Comments:
Ok your bad memory is kicking in again I see. So let me set the record straight. I didn't say you needed to write something nice about me I said write the truth and stop taking liberities with it. For example, I don't get offend when others drink. I never said that to you. You make me look like some Mormon. Also, it was your suggestion that I find someone in nashville because I am lonely. So please stop acting like you a victim. Also, you want me to move to ATL and yet move further away from Memphis. You are not making any sacrifices. You will be close to your friends and family but you use this Lawyer license as excuse.
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